A women has 5 rooms:
Face is a showroom,
Breast is play room,
Stomach is store room,
Vagina is guest room,
Ass is emergency room.
A women has 5 rooms:- Adult Sms
Archive for November 2015
John: Hand made things are always costly. ( Adult Sms )
William: Why sperm donation is more expansive than blood donation?
John: Hand made things are always costly.
Cleavage is like sun : Adult Sms
Cleavage is like sun,
You can look, but u cant stare,
Unless you are wearing sunglasses.
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Sad Shayari Sms - Masti98 Sad Sms
Woh hamari ek khata par..
Humse kuchh is kadar rooth kar chal diye,
Jaise sadiyon se unhe ..
Kisi bahaane ki talash thi.
Kya gham hai, kya khushi malum nahi,
Kya gham hai, kya khushi malum nahi,
Apna hai ki ajnabi malum nahi,
Jiske bina ek pal nahi guzarta,
kaise guzregi ye zindagi malum nahi.
Ek Kahani Si Dil Par Likhi Reh Gayi,
Ek Kahani Si Dil Par Likhi Reh Gayi,
Wo Nazar Jo Mujhe Dekhti Reh Gayi,
Log Aakar Bazaar Mein Bik Bhi Gaye,
Meri Keemat Lagi Ki Lagi Reh Gayi
Mohabbat Sms | Free Mohabbat Sms Collection - Masti98
Aisa Nahi Hai Ki Ab Teri Mujhko Zaroorat Nahi Rahi,
Bas Toot Toot Kar Ab Bikhrne Ki Himmat Nahi Rahi;,
Aisa Nahi Hai Ki Tere Peeche Teri Yaad Aati Nahi,
Bas Ab Foot Foot Kar Rone Kee Himmat Nahi Rahi.
Kab huyi pyar ki barsat mujhe yaad nahi,
Kab huyi pyar ki barsat mujhe yaad nahi,
Khof mein doobi mulaqat mujhe yaad nahi,
Main to madhosh tha kuch itna uski chahat mein,
Usne kab chorr diya mera sath mujhe yaad nahi.
Lot K Kab Aoge Puchte Q Ho.
Agar Mujhse Mohabat Nahi To Rote Q Ho,
Tanhai Mein Mere Bare Me Sochte Q Ho,
Agar Manzil Judai Hai To Jane Do Mujhe,
Lot K Kab Aoge Puchte Q Ho.
Kaise Gujharti hai Meri..
Kaise Gujharti hai Meri..
Har Ek Shaam Tere Bagair,
Agar Tu Dekhle To..
Kabhi Tanhaa Na Chhodte Mujhe..!
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Ab talak hum muntzir hain jinke,
Unko hamara khayal tak na aaya,
Unke pyaar mein hamari jaan tak chali gayi,
Aur unko hamari maut ka malaal tak na aaya.
Online Free Wish Sms - Masti 98 Sms - Masti Wish Sms
Dont make permanent decisions,
For your temporary emotions.
Only then you would see,
If i could give you one thing in my life,
I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then you would see,
How special you are to me.
You Are Special SMS : 2015 Latest Free Sms
You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love,
Sweetheart, You are very very special to me.
Have Donated 5 Litrex.
TerrorIztx Have Kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& DemNded
$5000000,
OtherwIxe They Will Burn Him With Petrol
Plz Donate
I Have Donated 5 Litrex.
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Zardaari: meri biwi ko kisny mrwaya,
Najoomi: uska naam Z se shuru hota ha,
Zardaari: me soch bhi ni skta k zubaida apa mujhy pany k liye is had tk jaa skti ha??
Zubaida Aapa Kay ANdha Dhund Totkay.
Agr Apkoh Raat Mai Neend Nhi Ati Toh Ankhon Main
Ek Ek Drop Elfi Dal Lain Apkoh Nend B Achi Ayegi
AOr Subh Ankh B Nhi Khulegee
Zubaida Aapa Kay ANdha Dhund Totkay.
Agr Koi Apkoh SMS Ya MIzcallx
Agr Koi Apkoh SMS Ya MIzcallx
Day Kar Tang Kar Raha Hy Tu
Uskah Number Facebook Par
Larki K Naam Say Likh Den Aor Mazaa Dekhain
Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totkay.
Agar App Chae Bnaty Waqt Chae
Agar App Chae Bnaty Waqt Chae
Ki Paati Kay Sath Thori Tambaco
Ki Pati Dal Dainn Tu Koi B Aendas
Ap Say Chae Ki FarmaIzh Nhi Krygah
(Zubeda Aapa K Janleva Totkay).
Agar Tmse Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Agar Tmse Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuxh Nah Kar Sakou
Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
Zubaida Aapa Kay Intiqami Totkay.
Chehre Koh Gulabi Krna Hou Tou
Chehre Koh Gulabi Krna Hou Tou
2 Eggx
1 Spon
Lal-Mirch
Phaint Kar
Chehray Pe 5 Minx
Masage Kr K Dho Lainn
Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi
Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totkay.
Agar Sardio Main Nahate Waqt
Agar Sardio Main Nahate Waqt
Pani Bohaat Zadaa ThaNda Lage Toh
Toh Pani Garam Kar Kay Nahalo
Abb Iz Me Be
Zubaida Aapa Kay Totkay Hi Chaiyeah Keyah.
Faraz Zubaida Aapa Kay Liya Farmate Hein
Faraz Zubaida Aapa Kay Liya Farmate Hein
Apa Kya Khuub Adaa Tm Paati Hou
Apa Kya Khuub Adaa Tm Paati Hou
Yeah Totke Kahan Say Lati Houn
Aapa Repliex
Chala Jaye Duneya Say Joh Aata Nahi Wo Lotkaay
Ek Baar Joh Aazmale Zubaida Aapa K Totkaay.
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Mere dil k bawarchi khany me,
Teri yad ka choolha jalta ha.
Zubaida apa.
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Girl to shopkeeper | Latest Cute Sms
Girl to shopkeeper:
Jb me brri brri ho jaun gi to apny bety ki shadi mujh se kro gy?
Shopkeeper smiling: han beti zaroor
Girl: to kya ap apni hony wali bahu ko free me chocolate ni de skty?